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Still Waters: Letter from Clem

Posted: Friday, Nov 2nd, 2012




Hi Al,

Thot Iíd better rite agin sense its been so long.

Time for elexshuns agin. May bee you all ready voted. Iím waitin til Tuesday. I like the suspenz.

So folks will put the big O back in or anuther R like Ronny (learning the 14 letters of the alfabet comes in handy.)

Iíve been learning other stuff too like how we mite get out of depreshun, and not like them pills Marybelle Annie Lou got that time neether. She didnít sleep for a week then couldnít wake up for anuther one. I reckon we need more than pills to get the contree back in shape. Ya know itís bad when even Joe, who always works three nites a week no matter what was down to two this year.

So I reckon we need some body who knows his busyness for shur. Iíd run sept I donít think my Pammy Sue would go for Washing tun. She donít have no family there. Corse sheíd make friends cuz sheís the cutest thing on the planet, for shur cuter than them other politishuns wives.

But Iím gettin off thur point.

We gotta chooz the local guys and gals too, and Pammy Sueís cuter than all of them too but she tells me its not a poplarty contest. You wouldnít know it by lookin tho. Who spent the most money on them fancy signs ya can cover yore hole house with? No matter who wins, them signs will come in handy this winter to cover bare spots.

At leest I got a new ritin pen from Davey Bill Bob whos runnin for top dog in the countee. I can use it to dress my Christmass cards this year.

Davey Bill Bob is a smart one too. He says the ishooz this year is more jobs, vetrans like Betty Sueís youngun overseas, skools cuz ya gotta learn the next jeanrashun and workin better with the guys ya didnít like wen ya waz runnin ginst them.

He says it comes down to red, white and blue. If ya canít stand by them colors and say yur prowd of em and ya canít stand by them guys and gals who are servun for em and ya canít stand by them folks who work to make this nashun what it is, than ya donít have no busyness holdin offuss, other peepls money or new born babees.

I reckon hes got somethun thar.

So im thinkin reel hard for I go to the pole and im gonna chooz the best I can.

I hope every body else duz too.

Yore friend

Clem














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